march 23, 2003
The day starts off with the Youth Gone Wild pulling up in a car with Big Noah plates. After it quickly cuts into the music Psycho by System of a Down playing and the Youth Gone Wild coming out. Then the Youth Gone Wild cut a promo first dedicating the show to their friend John Duclau who has been shiped off to the Kuwait to fight for our country then they begin talking about all the people they have sent home in the EHW. A few names are mentioned Lice, Stress, Juice, but when Suicides name is mentioned there is a surprise for the Youth Gone Wild. Suicides music playes and he walks to the ring confronting the Youth Gone Wild and challenging them to a 2 on 1 match. The Youth Gone Wild laugh about and and state the fact that Suicide is no longer part of the EHW he has been kicked out because he lost a loser leave EHW match against Big Noah. But eventually the match is agree'd to and if Suicide does the match then he might be reinstated!
US and European Cock title? match 1 - Biohazard vs. Renegade The match is opened up with Biohazard cutting a promo about how he has been traveling through Europe and Africa and has got a new title. Since he is African it should be the African belt but since the Europian women give so much better head and the african woman have sharp and scary teeth he has decided to name it the European title, later he says it is the European Cock title. the match goes on and after a long and grueling match Biohazard wins with an impressive hazardous waste dump on the extremely large man.
Match 2 - Twist vs. Manson Twist wins with a twist of fate making his big return after his neck injury.
Match 3 - Hammer vs. El Hefe Hammer takes out the arm of El Hefe. This is truly a squash match when El Hefe taps out to an arm bar.
Us title match Match 4 - Twist vs. Big Noah vs. Biohazard(c) Big Noah comes out and dedicates this match in particular to his friend John Duclau and then the match begins. The match is long and grueling and then looks to be over when Biohazard does the Hazardous waste dump to Big Noah on a chair, but no sooner then Big Noahs body hit the ground Twist has Biohazard and hits an amazing twist of fate onto the chair. Twist stands up slowly and is hit with sweet chin music by big Noah who stumbles into the pin and becomes the new US champion.
The song 420 hits and Renegade and Suicide or apparently what he wants to be called now is Kid Canabas come out to the fighting area. They try to cut a promo but some unruly fans make it very hard for them to continue. It has become apparent that Renegade and "Kid Canabas" are a new team but before they could get to much more out they are overwhelmed by the fans and cut the promo short.
Main Event The Youth Gone wild vs. Kid Canabas The youth gone wild start off destroying Kid Canabas and it continues for about 15 minutes untill Big Noah and Hammer set up a table. They begin to set up Kid Canabas for the skull and crossbones but Hammer is attacked from behind by Hammer. While Hammer is distracted Kid Canabas hits the drive by on Big Noah and pins Hammer quickly takes the upper hand on Renegade and nails him hard with the sign, he runs over to break up the pin but Kid Canabas shakes off the stomps and holds it but wait, Big NOAH kicks up!. The Youth gone wild quickly take advantage of the numbers game again and put Kid Canabas through the table with the skull and crossbones. The pin is made and a cocky Youth Gone Wild walk off camera as the show fades out.
July 6, 2002
The day starts off with Lice's music playing. But before he makes it all the way down, Suicide's music hits and the two joined togather to address the EHW crowd. They bash Youth Gone Wild a little and even hint that Big Noah and J.J. Tunney had "relations" while on their vacation. It didnt take long for Youth Gone Wild members Big Noah and Hammer to confront Lice and Suicide but when they did Suicide cracked both men over the head with a Singapore Cane! They then left but once Y.G.W. got to their feet, they challenged Suicide and Lice to a match for the Tag Belts later tonight which the two later accepted.
Match 1 - El Hefe vs. Inmate Inmate wins with a FameAsser
Match 2 - 911 Kid vs. Youth Gone Wild Youth Gone Wild win after the referee stops the match.
Intercontinental Championship Match 3 - Crimson vs. Suicide Suicide wins after interference from Big Noah
911 Kid comes down to the ring to cut a promo for the first time in his carrer. But, as soon as he went to talk, Lice's music played. The camera turns to find him standing behind the cameras view from behind a tree. Then, Suicides music plays and he comes out from behind another tree a few feet away. As 911 Kid is waiting for them to come out from the normal entrance way The 2 attack 911 Kid from behind and state that they dont care what he has to say, they just want their match to start now.
Tag Team Championship Main Event - Suicide & Lice vs. Youth Gone Wild Youth Gone Wild win after Suicide inadvertantly punched Lice in the face.
Saturday June 22, 2002
The day starts off with EHW Heavyweight champion Hammer addressing the crowd. He informs us that Big Noah wont be here tonight because he is on vacation with EHW Owner J.J. Tunney. But, Big Noah had a message for Suicide. Since Suicide won the Intercontinental Championship last week, there is now an open invitation for Suicide to join Youth Gone Wild. Hammmer says he expects an answer tonight!
Match 1 - Inmate vs. Ryan Sherman Ryan Sherman wins with a Tazmission.
The cameras now fing Suicide and Lice talking backstage about how much they hate the Youth Gone Wild. Hammer approaches them and asks for an answer. Suicide looks at him, and walks away. Hammer then says "Is Suicide wearing a skirt?!"
Match 2 - Lice & Suicide vs. Violent Dave Suicide pins Violent Dave with a leg drop. After the match, Lice gives Violent Dave an Infection.
EHW Heavyweight Championship Match 3 - Hammer (c) vs. 911 Kid Hammer retains the title with a Double-Handed Chokeslam
Match 4 - Lice vs. Violent Dave Lice wins with an Infection.
EHW Cameras find Hammer backstage talking to Big Noah on a cell phone. Suicide walks by the locker room and hammer stops him and asks for his answer. Suicide replies "yes..."! Hammer goes crazy yelling to Big Noah "He Said Yes!". But then Suicide finishes his sentence by saying "...I am wearing a skirt.".
EHW Intercontinental Championship Match 5 - Suicide (c) vs. Ryan Sherman Suicide hits Ryan with a Drive-By but then Hammer's music plays. He comes out and demands that suicide gives him an answer. Suicide tells Hammer he doesnt want to be a part of Youth Gone Wild. Hammer gets mad and picks him up by the troat for a Double-Handed Chokeslam but Lice runs in and hits Hammer in the back with the chair. He didnt hit him hard though because Hammer just dropped Suicide and stared at Lice. Then, Suicide Low Blowed Hammer and Lice gave Hammer the Infection! Suicide then went back and pinned Ryan Sherman for the win.
Saturday June 15, 2002
To start off this weeks Brayton Invasion Giggles The Clown addresses the crowd! He says he will as he promised debut Ryan Sherman tonight! Then he calls his partner, Rival down to the ring. After Rival doesnt come out, Giggles goes to get him. Rival then comes out and rips off his mask! Its Giggles! Or should i say Ryan Sherman?! Giggles the Clown and Rival were both the same person, Ryan Sherman all along! Ryan says hes sick of acting like a clown and will show everyone here at EHW exactly what hes made of.
Match 1 - Hawk vs. Pigman Pigman gets his first ever win with a Pig-A-Roonie
Match 2 - Stormin Gorman vs. Rage vs. Mr. Greatness Mr. Greatness wins with a powerbomb
Next up, Juice fulfills his promise he made this past week on the EHW Internet Guestbook to make an announcement that will rock the foundation of EHW. Juice says that he is sick and tired of being disrespected. After creating this company, it has turned into something he doesnt like or want to be a part of any longer. With that said, Juice says it is the last time we will see him on an EHW Camera. Juice retires from Extremely Hardcore Wrestling.
Then, Psychopathic Kid gives us his thoughts on his partner Juice leaving EHW. He thinks he got screwed over. Although he thought he would never say this, "Juggalos are dead" Psychopathic Kid returns as Suicide!
Match 3 - Big Noah vs. Crimson Big Noah wins with a Sweet Chin Music
Match 4 - Stormin Gorman vs. Suicide Suicide wins with a Drive By
Match 5 - Crimson vs. Ryan Sherman Ryan Sherman wins with a Belly to Belly Suplex
Tag Team Championship Match 6 - Youth Gone Wild (c) vs. Hawk Youth Gone Wild wins after the ref ends the match due to Hawk getting the shit kicked out of him.
Intercontinental Championship Match 7 - Lice vs. Twist (c) vs. Suicide Twist is brought out on a stretcher half way through the match due to breaking his neck. Suicide pins Lice after a Drive-By to become the new EHW Intercontinental Champion.
Saturday June 8, 2002
COMMING SOON
Saturday June 1, 2002 - LETHAL INJECTION Match 1 - Crimson vs. El Hefe Crimson wins via the Crimson Fury.
The EHW Camera crew catch up to Hammer to discuss his Main Event Heavyweight Title match tonight against Psychopathic Kid. Hammer sya she doesnt even know why Psychopathic Kid is getting another chance because Hammer has proven time and time again that he can beat Kid in any type of match. This will be Psychopathic Kids last shot at the strap and its not leaving the waist of the 6 foot 6, 240 pound man!
Match 2 - Manson vs. Hawk Hawk's match was schedualed to be against Giggles The Clown but before the match Hawk told us he payed Giggles a visit at "the party" and eliminated him. Therefore, Giggles would not be attending Lethal Injection tonight. He issued an open challenge to the back and Manson answered that challenge!
Hawk wins via The Bird Droppings off a steel chair.
Match 3 - Intercontinental Championship Lice (c) vs. Twist
Before the match, a seemingly nervous Lice finds fellow Youth Gone Wild members Big Noah and Hammer backstage and makes sure they have his back in his match tonight against Twist. They assure him they will have his back "just like they always have".
Twist becomes the new Intercontinental Champion after Lice submits to an inverted Boston Crab.
After the match, Big Noah and Hammer come down and attack Lice! The Youth Gone Wild is now one member less!
The EHW cameras now find Psychopathic Kid walking backstage getting ready for his big match against Hammer later tonight. But then suddenly Hammer comes out of nowhere and attacks the member of the C.O.C. using a steel chair to his advantage.
Next, Carnival Of Carnage addresses the EHW Fans concerning his long and heated rivalry with Big Noah. He discusses the duo's entire past which starts at the beginning of both mens carrerrs. Juice states that he created EHW and he WILL destroy his creation!
After hearing what Jucie had to say its time to hear Big Noah's side of the story. Noah talks about how last time he beat Juice at the first Lethal Injection 3 (not 4) years ago most on-lookers thought he defeated Juice simply on luck. Tonight, Big Noah was gonna prove them wrong. That it wasnt luck, and that he can and will do it again tonight to retain the EHW United States Heavyweight Championship!
Match 4 - United States Heavyweight Championship Submission Match Big Noah (c) vs. Juice
Big Noah wins when Jucie taps out to the Sharpshooter.
After the match, the camera catches up to Big Noah and Hammer celebrating Noahs successfull title defense. The proclaim to each other that Hammer should have no problem winning as well but then they both remember that the former member of the Youth Gone Wild Lice will be the special Guest Referee!
Match 5 - Heavyweight Championship Hammer (c) vs. Psychopathic Kid Special Guest Referee - Lice
Hammer retains the title with a Double-Handed Chokeslam onto a Steel Chair covered with Barbed Wire placed under a Metal Street Sign covered in Thumbtacks!
Saturday May 25, 2002 Match 1 = Crimson vs. 911 Kid 911 Kid wins with a Chair Shot to the head
Youth Gone Wild comes out to address the EHW crowd. Basically they just talk more about thier matches at Lethal Injection, Big Noah says it is a Submission match, and Lice is named the "Speacial Guest Referee" for the Hammer vs. Psycopathic kid match. Lethal Injection has been postponed untill June 1st. Then, the trio announces that tonight Twist is gonna take on Hammer, Big Noah, and Lice in a Youth Gone Wild match (3-on-1)
Match 2 = Twist vs. Renegade Renegade wins after Lice distractes Twist long enough for Renegade to Pedigree Twist.
Next Juice approches the EHW crowd. Only, its not really Juice, its Lice dressed up as Juice. Lice mocks Juice for a minute before the other two members of Y.G.W come out and Big Noah slaps "Juice" then makes him Tap Out to a Sharpshooter. The 3 members had a good laugh then left.
Match 3 = 911 Kid w/ EHW Groupie vs. Hammer (c) - Heavyweight Title Hammer wins with a Double-Handed Chokeslam
Match 4 = Youth Gone Wild vs. Twist Twist wins with a schoolboy on Lice after Big Noah and Hammer leave the ring over-confidently. After the match, Y.G.W. attacked Twist.
Match 5 = 911 Kid vs. Renegade Renegade wins with a Pedegree.
Match 6 = Twist & 911 Kid vs. Youth Gone Wild (3-on-2 Tag) Lice pins Twist after an Infection.
Saturday May 11, 2002
The day started with the Carnival Of Carnage mocking the Youth Gone wild members Hammer and Big Noah. They walked, talked, and dressed like the duo. After joking for a little while they got down to business. Psychopathic Kid stated that he has gotten screwed out of the title too many times against Hammer by Lice and Big Noah. He wants a fair shot! Then, Juice made the announcement that he will take on Big Noah, One-On-one at Lethal Injection 2002!
Match 1 - Giggles the Clown vs. Manson Giggles wins after a bird droppings
Next, The Youth Gone Wild (Big Noah, Hammer, and Lice) addressed the EHW crowd! Lice started off stating once again that noone takes the Television Title seriously mainly because EHW doesnt have TV and the belt looks like a piece of crap. Therefore, Lice retired the TV Title and introduced the Title that would take its place, The EHW Intercontinental Belt! Big Noah went on to comment on his belt stating that the EHW management forced him to change the name from the "Big Belt" to the U.S. Belt. Then it was Heavyweight Champion Hammer's chance to speak. In response to Psychopathic Kid's request for a fair shot at the title, Hammer said he would grant it to him at Lethal Injection 2002 but only if he could defeat Lice and a member of Lice's choosing in a handicap match tonight!
EHW Cameras catch Psychopathic Kid stumbling upon the TV Title that Lice had thrown down in disgust earlier. As he picked it up, Juice who was running by at the same time ran into him and he had a similar looking belt of his own! Jucie said he had an idea and the 2 ran away!
Match 2 - Juice vs. Crimson Juice wins via Pulp Fiction
We see Lice walking around the locker room area when he finds Big Noah. Lice asks Big Noah to be his partner tonight but the U.S. Champ turns him down saying hes busy. Big Noah tells Lice to go find Hammer and ask him.
Match 3 - Rival vs. Twist Twist gets the win after a he delivers his version of a Twist of fate.
Once again Lice is searching the Locker room's when this time he finds Hammer. Lice asks Hammer to be his partner but recieves the same response he got from Big Noah. Hammer tells him he has things to do and cant help him. Lice shows his anger by yelling as he leaves.
Match 4 - El Hefe vs Big Noah (U.S. Championship match) Big Noah wins after he delivers some Sweet Chin Music
The Camera now takes us on a journey through Brayton Field as we see multiple signs showing the "No Dumping Violaters Will Be Prosecuted" law. Finally the camera finds Twist once again comming out of the woods zipping up his pants and exclaiming that his duno's (1 and 2) keep looking more and more like Juice. Twist gets a tap on the shoulder and turns around to find Lice staring him down.Lice tells him that he has had a major undefeated streak here in EHW since winning the then-named TV Title but it came to an abrupt end when Twist blew thier tag match last week by tapping like a baby to Juices Dragon Sleeper. Lice says he will give Twist one more chance to redeem himself by being his partner tonight in the handicap match. Twist says the only way he will tag with Lice again is if Lice agrees to put his Intercontinental Title on the line against Twist at Lethal Injection 2002. Lice agrees but warns Twist not to screw up again because this will be his last chance.
Match 5 - before the match Big Noah and Hammer show the same belts that the C.O.C. showed, and they said they found them Giggles The Clown vs The Hammer (heavyweight Championship) Hammer wins after delivering a size 16 boot to the face
Match 6 - Lice & Twist vs. Psychopathic Kid (Handicap Match) Psychopathic Kid wins via Drive By After the match Lice attacks Twist telling him at Lethal Injection, he's Done
Match 7 - Big Noah & Hammer vs. Psychopathic Kid & Juice (Tag Team Championship) Psychopathic Kid & Jucie win
Brayton Invasion - Saturday April 27
The day started off with The Carnival Of Carnage addressing the crowd! Psychopathic Kid challenges Heavyweight Champion Hammer to defend his title in the kind of mtch of his choosing. The only stipulation is that other Youth Gone Wild members Lice and Big Noah cannot interfere in the match. Youth Gone wild comes to confront the C.O.C and a brawl ensues. Carnival Of Carnage wins the battle, but the war is far from over!
Match 1 = Pigman vs. Crimson
Crimson wins via The Crimson Fury
Match 2 = Big Noah vs. Manson (Non Title Match)
Big Noah wins with the Swet Chin Music to the back of the head.
Match 3 = Hammer (c) vs. Twist (Heavyweight Championship)
Hammer retains the title with the Double-Handed Chokeslam!
Match 4 = Giggles The Clown vs. El Hefe
Giggles The Clown wins via the Happy Drop
Match 5 = Lice & Twist vs. Carnival Of Carnage (Juice & Psychopathic Kid)
This match was scheduled to be Juice vs. Lice for the television Championship. But, Juice came to the ring and said he didnt need the TV belt on account of EHW isnt even on Television. Therefore, he challenges Lice to a tag match with anyone OTHER THAN Youth Gone Wild members to test Lice's real skill. Lice said he has no other friends so they decide to pick the next person who walks towards the ring. Then, out of the woods comes Twist zipping up his pants. He says he was just dropping a Duno that looked remarkably like Juice. Twist has no problem teaming with Lice and the match starts. At the end of the match, Juice hits Twist with the Pulp Fiction followed by a Reverse Dragon Sleeper which made Twist tap. Lice was held back from breaking it up by a Drive By from Psychopathic Kid. After the match, Youth Gone wild came to the aid of Twist and Lice and basically beat the shit out of the Carnival Of Carnage.
Match 6 = Youth Gone Wild vs. Psychopathic Kid (3 on 1)
As stated by Psychopathic Kid, this match has the stipulation of Hammer's choosing. Hammer decides that the Youth Gone Wild wont interfere, they will be in it. A Youth Gone Wild match (3 on 1) against Psychopathic Kid. If he pins any of the 3 members, he wins the heavyweight championship. To make things even worse for teh Carnival, Juice is unable to accompany Psychopathic Kid to ringside because of injuries he sustained from the match before. During the match, Lice pulled out a bag of thumbtacks which were laid out over a chair. Psychopathic kid then took 2 bodyslams , an Infection, and a Double-Handed Chokeslam on the Tack-covered steel chair. Hammer got the win.
Brayton Invasion - Saturday April 13
The day started off with Youth Gone Wild members Big Noah, Television Champion Lice, and Heavyweight champion Hammer comming to the ring. First, Hammer talked about his Heavyweight title win over Giggles and Psychopathic Kid at the PPV and how noone will ever beat him for the title. Then, Lice talked about his Television title win over El Hefe was not a joke and he doesnt need help from anyone to defend it successfully. Next, Big Noah stated that since he was the only Y.G.W member without gold, he was gonna bring back the Tag Team belt that he never lost. However, that belt will now be the Big Belt! The rules of the Big Belt state that the title does not change hands on a count out, or disqualification. Old School Style!
Match 1 = Rival vs. Hawk
Rival wins via Spinning DDT
Match 2 = Lice(c) vs. Violent Dave (Television championship) Guest Referee = Big Noah Lice retains the title with the Infection.
Match 3 = Hammer (c) vs. Pigman (Heavyweight Championship) Hammer retains the title with a Big Boot
Match 4 = Twist vs. Big Noah (c) (Big Belt) Twist wins via disqualification after Big Noah hits Twist with a Steel Chair. Therefore, due to Big Belt rules, Big Noah retains the title.
Match 5 = Hawk vs. Giggles The Clown Hawk wins with a Running Bird Droppings of a Steel Chair.
Match 6 = Youth Gone Wild vs. Pigman (3 on 1) Youth Gone Wild wins after Lice pins Pigman after a Sweet Chin Music from Big Noah.
